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Greener Pastures

by The Ferns

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1.
My Grrrl 02:12
I'm lonely, an empty screen Variety, it's all for me Any fantasy For any length of time When I want to take a peek I cannot use my mind It does nothing for me My grrrl, my grrrl She loves to dress in drag My grrrl, my grrrl She's not like other hags Absent minds self-gratify The problem's not below the belt It's an uninspired mind But when it comes the time And you want to take a stand You've got one in the bush But it's worth more in your hand My grrrl, my grrrl She loves to dress in drag My grrrl, my grrrl She's not like other hags
2.
Classic move from the guy With the rose thorn in his side Smoking weed and playing dumb While his girlfriend's having fun Now he's at the club But like, way prefers the pub Cause the barkeep knows his name But dude you're lame Cause you're a failure Not being a hater Sure, I am a failure But I know what's up Looking for a job's not hard Come on man, you're a star Always were destined for more Than your father's hardware store Everyone's insincere And knows nothing about beer But not you, pat your back Now...piss off man! Cause you're a failure And I'm a hater Sure, I am a failure But I know what's up
3.
No Dancin' 01:53
The night has come at last My mood is pretty chill But oh familiar scene With goons swinging to kill There's no dancin' There's no dancin' It's hard to steer clear when you're pushed in here And there's no dancin' I don't mean to be rude And I don't want to be posh But you don't need rhythm When all you do is mosh There's no dancin' No dancin' It's hard to steer clear getting pushed in here And there's no dancin'
4.
Normies 02:02
Spent my life misunderstood Visions of grandeur must be true Summer days blend into one If walls could talk they'd just bleed cum Grow up, so what? Normie scum have never seen What's so unique about me God is dead and so am I Been eight years since I have cried But legend has it if I wait Life will hand me lemonade So I sit and hate on girls Cause they make me uncomfortable Grow up, so what? Grow up, so what?

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released April 22, 2017

Recorded, Produced and Mastered by the Fudge Brothers
Hamilton, Ontario
Spring 2017

All songs by Dunn/Honsberger
Thanks for the help Matt

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