I Am A Failure !

from by The Ferns

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Classic move from the guy
With the rose thorn in his side
Smoking weed and playing dumb
While his girlfriend's having fun

Now he's at the club
But like, way prefers the pub
Cause the barkeep knows his name
But dude you're lame

Cause you're a failure
Not being a hater
Sure, I am a failure
But I know what's up

Looking for a job's not hard
Come on man, you're a star
Always were destined for more
Than your father's hardware store

Everyone's insincere
And knows nothing about beer
But not you, pat your back
Now...piss off man!

Cause you're a failure
And I'm a hater
Sure, I am a failure
But I know what's up


from Greener Pastures, released April 22, 2017



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